10 REASONS WHY WOMEN REJECT MEN

TOP TEN REASONS WHY WOMEN REJECT MEN AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN

10. I think of you as my own sweet brother. (Gosh do you think we have a chance?)

9. Hmmmm but our age... Its not that it matters that much... (Duh.. u are from where? Jurrasic Park?)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

.....and the number 1 rejection line ........

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

-K-